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18th at Frostbites 8-Jun-2005 At 11:08:55 AM LittleMac

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Why the Liver is Evil!!!!

The Liver is evil and that is a fact
It is a foul organ which cannot be trusted
Inadequacey, failure and lack of tact
Mine often seems like the damn thing is busted

But the big give away for this organ of hate
Is the word evil within it's own spelling
The liver is lazy, the devil incarnate
And as i sit here, i feel the tears welling

So consider this the next time you are drinking
Of just what the hell your liver was thinking.

Yes I am well aware of the fact that the sonnet above is pathetic. The fact remains that the Liver is Evil and it must be punished for it;s inadequacey and general crimes against humanity.

Points for whoever can correctly identify what type of sonnet my pathetic attempt aims to replicate.