On 25/05/2005 Uncle Chester wrote:
>(at the moment i am in brazil)
>i walked up to a girl today,
>grabed her by the belt,
>pulled her towards me and said,
>"Que Ficca Comeoges" (which means "fancy a pash?" in portugeuse)
>she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said in sexy voice:
>"O que e sua problema, sai fora, gringo estupido"
>(which means "whats you problem? you stupid gringo! Piss off!")
>*sigh*... its a hard to get a little bit of love these days....
Dude, lucky she didn't have a knife, tazer or a black belt in something nasty! |