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Slimey says pegs in WTC are fully sick!

BoaredOfTheRings

18-Feb-2005
3:15:50 PM

And while we're on the subject has anybody else noticed the similarity between Slimey andThorpey, and I'm not talking about pashing the odd bloke. Although I dont reckon Thorpey could do 3 moves and downclimb golden slime in a pair of KT 26's.

Can you still buy KT 26's. Here's a tip if you really want to climb hard. Throw away your Tevas and puffy jackets and get yourself into some KT's and a pair of King Gee work pants (food encrusted moustache and hairy back are optional).

And We still love Uranium!! and titanium for that matter, especially when it's holding my broken femur together or holding the wings on the Jumbo as I'm on my way overseas to visit thoughs grubby Europeans.

Bourge

18-Feb-2005
3:19:46 PM

F##ck off Boared you olde farmer form the south! Slop some more sows

Uranium is the future. Emissions free electricity generation that doubles as a national security system. The price is right, China wants to buy it off us, XStrata (Switzerland) wants to acquire a good portion of our resource base. You can use the spent fuel rods to build nukes under the right conditions - we love it!

BoaredOfTheRings

18-Feb-2005
3:22:42 PM

What part of "We Love Uranium" didn't you understand moron!

Bourge

18-Feb-2005
3:25:05 PM

No need to get personal Boared, I thought you were being sarcastic

simey

18-Feb-2005
3:44:12 PM

Hey Boared, what happened to you? Have you been busy saving lives? Or simply jerking off in your new flash ute? Look forward to some more enlightened commentary.

Eduardo Slabofvic

20-Feb-2005
1:03:30 AM

Borred and I have been doing new routes in the Northern Group, with our new nuclear powered bolt gun, using spent fuel rods for bolts. Boy oh boy do those bolts go in easy. I'm gona hafta buy some more quick draws just to clip them all.

There's plenty to do. Just do a worthless traverse move between two other routes and you can get away with retro bolting the living bejesus outa them, cause it's a new route!!!

We've also been putting in some more of those 7 bolt belay stations. Not enough of them around.

....and when we're not putting up mega clasic new routes we're off shootin mattress backs. It's great to see the stuffing burst outa those thangs when theys git hit wid one 'o our full metal jackets.

Our next project will be installing some cairns that lead the way from the fone box to the toilet. It's easy to get lost there you know.

I've also asked the Parks blokes to put a sign on my pack so as I can tell which one it is.

All Mattress backs must die.

mousey

20-Feb-2005
2:23:06 AM

anyone got the surf reports for today?
im bored bored bored and tomrrows my first surf in 2 weeks!!!!!

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