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The Da Mietta Code: Cracked

Ben R

18-Dec-2004
10:57:09 AM

I spent (wasted) a good part of last night researching the saga as it unfolded and talking with a friend from the ANUMC in Canberra

There is a real Damian Jovanovic from Canberra who may well be a nice enough chap. However it appears the unfortunate said Damian is the butt of everyone else's jokes. I reckon there are 2-3 perpetrators perhaps more, under various guises (Damo, Damietta, Damieta, One day hero), you can tell by the different writing styles. At least one of them is well read and fancies him/herself as a bit of a wordsmith. The majority of it is pretty mindless pisstaking though.

I've spent enough time on this forum over the last 24 hrs, over and out

rodw

18-Dec-2004
1:46:03 PM

Getting a bit personal in a public forum aren't you there Joel. I dont know Damien, Dammo whoever, but personal attacks like that are not really on. If you think someone a tool, thats fair enough but no need to broadcast your personal dislikes.

Moderator: Joel's post has been deleted.

Joel

18-Dec-2004
6:13:34 PM

Fair enough :)

Bear with me I haven't written poetry since prep

Maybe twas better met:

There was this young chap
By the name of Damey
He travelled to Araps
With his old mate Jaimie

They arrived early morn
With the sun barely arisen
With a carload full
of bitter derision

He had set his sights high
Thought he might get on Punks
And headed off in a flurry
With a swagger like Gullich or Monks

Problem that was
He couldn't climb that wall
Twas barely a move
Before his body did fall

He held a finger to the sky
Curse you god! Why?
And the answer was clear
"You must be good to climb here"

He packed up his things
Many a tear was shed
He screamed over his shoulder
"Damn you Araps you're dead!"

Damo was in such a rage
He kicked a kid on the way out
And slammed the car door on his hand
Any all the way many foul things did he shout

Later that night
The poor little bub
Suckled on beers
At the Natimuk Pub

When in walked a few ravishing things
The LaTrobe Uni girls were out for the night
By now our friend Damey was under the weather
As they walked past he said "fancy a bite"?

But the Latrobe girls
Won't fall for that
They don't suffer fools
Not least this ACT brat

Later that night the barman kicked Damey out
Onto the street he tumbled like a sack of bricks
He screamed "Damn this town the people are clowns"
"And the routes are too hard and so are the chicks"

Salamander

19-Dec-2004
11:26:26 AM

This just gets funnier!

ShinToe Warrior

20-Dec-2004
1:13:57 AM

On 18/12/2004 rodw wrote:
>Getting a bit personal in a public forum aren't you there Joel. I dont
>know Damien, Dammo whoever, but personal attacks like that are not really
>on. If you think someone a tool, thats fair enough but no need to broadcast
>your personal dislikes.
>Moderator: Joel's post has been deleted.

I believe rod nailed it with his post. It would seem that this Damian guy, the real one, seems to have
conducted himself poorly and managed to offend some people. WHATEVER.If he broke some laws, then
he deserves punishment, if not, then have a chuckle, GET OVER IT and move on. Whilst there some
who would love to continue to keep stomping on his battered body, then parade around chockstone with
his head on a pike, I would appeal to what I would hope is the majority of people, asking that they simply
consider the following...
there is way too much hatred in the world right now. The absolute last thing any of us needs to do is add
to it. life's too damn short to hate others. all we end up doing is poisoning ourselves.
We are all human beings who love to climb.
rather than add fuel to hatred, Let's build peace ...........
let's call a truce and give it a rest for a while
Merry Christmas Everyone!

PN

20-Dec-2004
11:02:14 AM

No

One Day Hero

20-Dec-2004
4:11:56 PM

What a surprise, a peace loving hippy in the climbing scene. Don't confuse what you know with what you think you know, Shit Toe Warrior, or the next soiled reputation could be yours.

andrew coe

20-Dec-2004
4:19:23 PM

Hoow wude!

hesa not a very nice man

ShinToe Warrior

20-Dec-2004
5:01:03 PM

oh Wow, I can sense some negative vibe merchants in the biosphere brothers and sisters, this is like
reeeally Heav-ee Man, think I'll go and meditate in my tree-house before starting dinner. Mmmmm Mung
Bean Casserole!!! My Aura is like, glowing in anticipation. I wonder what my Tibetan astrologer would say
about all this... Maybe I'll put some ravi shankar on the stereo and send everyone some distant Reiki so
we can be all mellow and groovy OOOOMMMMM.......OOOOOMMMMMMM...... OOOOMMMMM......

adski

28-Dec-2004
1:19:24 PM

:D

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