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SANTA !! |
14-Dec-2004 At 9:52:07 PM |
elmo_lives
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First of all, Santa visits all the kids because he can. that’s all there is to it.
There’s no mathematical formula or logic to it because it is magic.
You can’t crunch numbers and say it doesn’t exist just because it doesn’t make
sense to you. a lot of people don’t make sense out of climbing, but it still exists.
I know your upset about Santa not bringing you any more gifts, but that’s because you
either stopped believing or were put on the naughty list. And he does check it
twice.
If you are after an explanation on how Santa can deliver all the presents in one night,
then how about a time machine. Has that ever occurred to you? I’m not talking about
a 'back to the future' time machine or a 'terminator' time machine (cause thats just
ridiculous). I’m talking about a time stopping time machine.
the presents fit in the magical weight converting, size reducing, automatic sorting
sac that is made of a gor-tex fabric designed by on of the elves.
The presents were made by the elves who are so up to date that they even produce the
same packages and warning stickers as today’s toy shops. these are not the same
elves that you saw in lord of the rings. these are small ones who are really kind
and good at making toys.
Look, its not too late for you to change your ways and get on that nice list.
The first step is to say "I believe in Santa"
the next step is to sing a Christmas carol.
so sing with me:
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
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