Haallooooooo! Hexeeeee!! That's the false summit! The true summit's another 250 ft up, follow me. You can park a truck up there there's so much room!
Shish, I ad to much ta dlink Dameee, I shlosshed, troolly shozzled. You got frixed ropes? The Japanese been up ere'n flixed some fricken ropes fer us? Nuh, shissh. I jush sit here for a shnooze an then when I wake up I'll join yer on da summit ....Oh no Hexeeee not now...zzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzz.. Heckshee jush haf a little shnoozee here......zzzzzz.......
In the ensuing struggle to put Heckshee on the summit, and the subsequent rescue, Damee receives frostbite on both hands, resulting in the loss of one finger, but is quoted as saying "....it was worth it just to see Hecksheee on the summit, especially because he forked out his life savings for us to drag his arse up that big hill"
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Heckshee - 'Merkins is short for Americans, cobber
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