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Looks sweet

13%

I'm scared of heights but too weak to boulder

If you want to boulder, just don't clip the bolts

13%

Who cares what a road cyclist thinks?

I want the Samarkand Mikl back

10%

Probably the best route in Sydney

10%

This is having sex with the corpse of impossible

16%

Ultimate frisbee is now less stupid than climbing

35%

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How poxy is Mikls bolted roof boulder? 20-Mar-2018 At 12:55:21 PM Jayford4321

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On 18-Mar-2018 One Day Hero wrote:
>On 12-Mar-2018 arniearms wrote:
>>Dosn't look so poxy with Dave Bateman behind the lens
>
>I want m9 to try and critique that photo without mentioning boobs.

No takerz? Ok I'll try tha m9 imperson8 challenge . . .

Great shot!
Luv tha soft lighting 2 get U in tha mood for exploiting jugz using ropes n such.
Y when i were a lad we use2 exploit all tha jugz on climbz that we could find. Heh heh heh.
Did i tell U bout tha time i once climbed in tha dark?
Could hardly C tha jugz that time Bcause it was darker than a gerbil hole on a moonless night(!) , but thatz when my braille skillz came in handy! Talk about 1 handed bowline tying, Y in those conditionz U dint need no blindfoldz 2 do it , no sir. Bak then we just kept on siezin tha jugz till topping out cos that was tha motto , maintain 3 point contact at all timez , tho i still intrigued by how such poxy routes gave us so much pleazure. Come 2 mention it , they still do . . . Y iz that i wonda? heh, heh , heh.
5 starz for tha memaries , minus 1 for not bean able 2C tha belayher , an minus anotha 4 for havin 3 boltz all within 1 bodylength on such a short poxy bolda problem full of jugz aplenty 2 rest off of.
Would have given anotha half star if climba was wearin protection , cos itz not safe 2 deck without a helmet on when tha pox getz tha betta of U.
Well done photog an model.