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Friday Funnies 4-Aug-2017 At 6:08:14 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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On 29/07/2017 Mr pmonks wrote:
>Q. When does a joke become a dad joke?
>A. When it becomes apparent.
>
>(that one's especially for you Mrs M10!)

But what about the gay lesbian trannie etc crowd Mr pmonks? You of all peeps, being San Fran based, are sadly neglecting them, and could do a lot better!

OK, moving right along dearies.

For some time now Derek my M10 love and I have noticed the banter between certain Chockstone personalities. Sometimes we are unsure as to whether such banter is in jest or rather more acerbic, so Derek suggested that amongst the following funny things, one or two might start to shine a light on such occurrences to help us decide.
I'm not so sure though. What do you think?

A short rotund bloke was sitting at the ‘Sham bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making gym climber on holidays from Singapore, steps up next to him grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as the man bursts into tears.

"Come on, man," the Singa-gymby says, "I didn't think you'd CRY! I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," the bloke says. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a town planning meeting and my boss fired me."

"When I went out to the carpark, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any theft insurance. Then I left my wallet in the taxi I took to get home, where I found my wife in bed with another man, and then my dog bit me. "

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I toss down three drinks in a row, then I buy another."

"I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! But, enough about me. How are you doing?"

A quiz for the intellectuals amongst the Chockstoners-
Which of the following names are you familiar with?

1. Monica Lewinski
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Adolph Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Winnie Mandela
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods

You had trouble with #5, right?
You know all the criminals, murderers, liars, thieves, sluts, whores and cheaters, but you don’t know a Pope?

ETERNAL LIFE.
A trad climber is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The trad climber thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.”
“Sorry said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life.”
"OK, then, I want to die after the pollies balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.