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O T - Bl**dy scamming b*strds! 21-Jul-2017 At 1:07:44 PM Andy P

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Beware: Sob story ahead:

A couple of months ago I had a knock on the door - which I ignored as usual, but it persisted.
Upon angrily opening the door expecting to scream "f*ck off will you" I was met with a vision of complete and utter beauty - a sales lass from Al*nta Energy [I'm with another retailer].
Anyway, the long and the short of it was that she was getting rained on and all the heat was flowing out of the house so she [gladly] stepped inside. She noticed my ciggies and said she was hangin' for one - a proper, plunger coffee too and sat down comfortably while I obliged.
I had a climbing vid on pause and she said she'd love to try it one day [not Tommy Caldwell's Dawn Wall obviously]
I signed my consent for them to *send me an offer* for cheaper gas & 'leccie.
"This is NOT giving your permission to switch to us" the 24yr old German backpacker goddess assured, nay, *guaranteed* me so fine, why not, they're 2/3 cheaper?
We hung out for another twenty minutes chatting & flirting but then she dropped the "BF" word so another potential future ex-girlfriend was lost.
To compound my disappointment I just received a massive bill from 'them' *yet I never took up their offer* [or got the girl] so Woe is definitely me!

Moral of the story?
You decide.
Cheers,
AP.