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Friday Funnies 8-Jul-2017 At 7:25:22 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello C’stoners, dearie me what is with all the dilemma on Forum this week?

Is it a slab or isn't it, for Pic Gallery; what is the best grip for the grips at Arapa-Gramps; whether to buy this climbing shoe rubber or that; traveling to a new climbing destination and asking for a guidebook location enroute, wtf?; Mr Imahexlizard going rusty on his thread; Mr One Day Hero winding up Mz Wendy over something or other: It all sounds a bit umm, normal I suppose?

Derek my M10 love tells me it all started long ago and is under control, using the following as an example, but I'm not so sure, so what do you think?

Adam had been moping around all day in the Garden of Eden and God finally said, "Adam, what's up with all this moping?"
Adam told God that he was lonely. God said he could fix that, no problem.
In short order he could make a partner for Adam, and she would be called a "woman."

God told Adam that the woman would collect his food, cook it for him, and care for all his needs and wants.
She would also agree with all his decisions and not question his authority as head of the family.
God also said that she would bear his offspring and and not bother him in the middle of the night if the kids woke up and started crying.
She would never nag him and would admit when she was wrong. She would also freely give him love and passion whenever he needed it.

Adam said, "Wow, that's a great partner! What is this woman-person going to cost me?"
And God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought for a minute, then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.