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Friday Funnies 30-Jun-2017 At 8:50:37 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Yoo hoo Mr widewetandslippery online now and writing:
>>Ive been known to scream insecure, even on toprope, a few women have said that to me as well but thats different
(plus)
>She sounds mentally ill.

. . . or just sick?
Derek my M10 love says that you of all people should know what truly sick is.
Could be not so insecure? Maybe something like this?

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.

He sits in the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

After ten minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks.

"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says.

"Nah, ye can gae ahead."

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.

The old Jock says. "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

May the wind whistle quietly up ya kilt dearie.