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Guessing competition thread, (climbing stuff ok?) 17-Dec-2014 At 2:55:36 PM timtom

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Coming down into poostu with big wooden spoon...
Hows spagnuts today? As for me Ive got a couple of concerns-
1) There seems to be a bad smell coming up out of this poostu and I feel burdened by the lord to ask Rightarmbad if his right testicle is bad also? Its very likely. Which means he probly has crows on his head pecking away at his bread coming down. Badballs has one of two choices if he wants to live- cut off his balls, which probly wont change him much or figure out and perform the answer to the question above, not easy.
2) I am also getting bad electrogenic interferance in the poowell. This type of interferance is typical of excessive vibrator use, so once again I feel burdened by the lord to ask the ladies of the well to limit their time on the vibrator to 3 lots of 30min sessions per day, and if any blokes are thinking of buying their daughter a vibrator for Christmas to get a 5 star energy efficiency rated one. Apparantly Tommy vibrators are best- five star, dual control, variable speed and comes in 3 sizes- fat, medium and skinny. Good luck with that.
3) If anyone can find Simey can you please tell him that we need a bigger pot. There is some wench up there getting hammered and sending poothings down with no shame. The pots spilling water. Its starting to gongeal,, f--- it where's my spoon?
Who took the wooden spoon? Did you take the wooden spoon Badballs. Have you got it Spagnuts? 13%?