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Friday Funnies 13-Sep-2013 At 10:57:28 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Hello Chockerstone dearies. My my, after going on holidays for a bit isn’t there is a is a lot to catch up on, on this lovely site.
That suspicious characters thread is a bit of a worry but it seems not much else is happening in the sleepy back-blocks, though I did hear of one incident about a colourful Nati fellow.

Colourful Natimuk identity was always having head aches so he went to the doctor.

The doctor said, 'Colourful Natimuk identity, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Colourful Natimuk identity was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down a Horsham street, he realised that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long..'

Colourful Natimuk identity laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Colourful Natimuk identity tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Colourful Natimuk identity admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Colourful Natimuk identity thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Colourful Natimuk identity and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Colourful Natimuk identity was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Colourful Natimuk identity tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Colourful Natimuk identity walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Colourful Natimuk identity thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.

Colourful Natimuk identity laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'