My eldest offspring want to do Friday evening at burnley bouldering wall. Have I lost her to the dark side? Intervention or exorcism??
What's worse is I agreed to take her. Concrete and a stinky tidal pond - yippee.
So if I start calling everyone man or dude, twirling fire sticks, a permanent blank look or hollering like a bansai every time I'm 4 inches of the ground - you know what triggered it. |