Derek my M10 love decided to try a bit of footie diversification the other day after seeing that mural in a paddock beside the airfield that caused such a commotion.
He met up with with a NZ mate of his who he hadn't seen for some time, and who later told him the following story as feedback about health issues they had discussed earlier before the match.
I thought it was funny, and maybe you will too.
Cuzzy/bro, who also likes to boulder out Nati way, was in Melbourne to see a test match between the Lions and the Aussies.
He had been feeling a bit sore "down there" recently and decided to also see a Fitzroy Street specialist, who after an examination told him he would have to remove Nati boulderers testicles.
Nati boulderer was incensed. "No way you`re doing that," he said "I`m going to see a real doctor."
When Nati boulderer got home, he found a kiwi doctor in Horsham, and went to see him. The doctor also had a bit of a prod around and said, "bad news bro, I`m going to have cut your balls off".
"Is that all? Nati boulderer said, relieved, "that`s ok then, that other bastard wanted to take my test tickets off me".
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