A man is in a queue at the supermarket and sees a gorgeous busty blonde staring at him. He can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me, do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids", she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "Are you the stripper I had sex with on my buck's night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?"
"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher."
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