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Friday Funnies 3-May-2013 At 2:55:33 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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On 28/04/2013 Mr hero wrote:
>Oh MrsM10, I first heard that joke from a Tyrannosaurus called Reg. think you're slipping.

It is OK Mr hero. While I am in the gutter I will help you up, unless also, I have Derek my M10 love in need of same, as I can only do so much at a time dearie.
This of course should be a salient life lesson to any who would post on this lovely site, as being a public forum one never knows what deviants may be reading it.
Mr ODH are you paying attention? You might like the following joke Derek told me earlier this week?

Life Lessons

First-year students at the Veterinary School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,

'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example'; he said as he pulled back the sheet and stuck his finger up the dead cow's bum, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,

'The second most important quality is observation.'

'I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.'

'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'