On 3/04/2013 Edward Oslabofvic wrote:
>I once had to camp next to the most boring man in the universe. He had
>a loud booming voice, not a raised voice, just someone who naturally uses
>all of his respiratory sytem in making volcal sounds. But what was worse,
>was that his topics of conversation were so deathly boring that I contemplated
>suicide.
>
>He spoke in a monotone monologue that went on for hours with no-one else
>in his party able to get a word in edgwise.
>
>No one played music, or got slaughtered drunk, or obnoxious, and there
>was no other sound as all the birds and insects had flown away due to the
>relentless boring onslaught of this fellow.
>
>I suffered a skin rash for several weeks and a permenant brain injury
>from the experience.
>
>You wouldn't want your children to hear this fellow, just in case they
>took him to be some kind of role model and began speaking like him. You
>would have to divorce them if they did.
>
>Stars fell from the sky, all the local vegetation wilted, and the top
>soil dried up and blew away rather than listen to this bloke.
>
>It was truely terrible.
Does he post here ? |