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Friday Funnies 18-Jan-2013 At 1:19:25 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Thank you Mr M9, I enjoyed that.

Derek my M10 love found the following study results that some might appreciate knowing, though I don't agree with the outcome.
(Yes thinking of you here Mr widewetandslippery and maybe Mr wallwombat too).

Beer vs women

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not..1 point for beer!

Beer is horrible, when it is hot..1 point for women!

A cold beer satisfies you..1 point for beer!

For a beer, you pay taxes..1 point for women!

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry..1 point for beer!

You can always be sure that, you are the first one opening a beer..1 point for beer!

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself..1 point for beer!

You know exactly how much a beer costs..1 point for beer!

A beer does not have a mother..1 point for beer!

A Beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it..1 point for beer!

So the Score is...

Beer beats women
8 to 2

If you're a guy, enjoy this message..If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry..FINAL SCORE : 9 to 2

I have noticed the use of the word shit comes up from time to time on this lovely Forum, and it got me to wondering about the use of this term despite the efforts of the lovely Mods, so I did some research. It seems shit is the anglosaxon version of schitt and I investigated further.

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children:

Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the *Schitt-Happens* nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world (extended climbing holiday I am led to understand).

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, You don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.