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Friday Funnies 14-Dec-2012 At 2:40:31 PM lacto

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On 14/12/2012 PDRM wrote:
>Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or
>your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
>
>Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what
>you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk
>them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk
>down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the
>missing cows.
>
>Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of
>them, and you all share the milk.
>
>Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
>
>Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone
>to tell you who gets the milk.
>
>Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and drafts
>you.
>
>Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take
>care of them, and sells you the milk.
>
>Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
>
>Political Correctnessism: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership”
>is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently
>aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of nonspecified gender.
>
>Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and
>puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken
>farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from
>the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as
>the regulations say you should need.
>
>Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts
>them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all
>the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

WOW now I know why I gave up milking my 250 cows (but my reason was I was going to between 50 and 150 thousand to milk them for a year