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Friday Funnies 23-Sep-2011 At 11:42:51 AM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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On 9/09/2011 Mr Capt_mulch wrote:
>A baby seal walks into a club...

Yoo hoo Mr Capt_mulch, the seal's name wouldn't be Trapper by any chance would it? Derek my M10 love tells me that you posted up about him missing in Honiara recently.

Animals are lovely creatures are they not? And they can sometimes be very useful according to Derek, who told me the following joke, but I am still debating about how funny it is?

A tradster was leaving a café in a small rural country town with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 metres behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 35 men walking single file.

The tradster couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:

"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My boulderer brother-in-law's."

''What happened to him?"

"He yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed him."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my brother-in-law when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "No worries mate, but you will have to get in line."