Chockstone Forum

      Sponsored By
      ROCK
   HARDWARE

Chockstone Photography

Australian Landscape Prints

Chockstone Forum - General Discussion

General Climbing Discussion

Topic Date User

Friday Funnies 29-Jul-2011 At 12:49:57 PM Capt_mulch

Message

OK, now I'm a full-time geek again, some hilarious IT jokes.

Two bytes walk into a bar. The barman asks them what they want. They say "can you make us a double?".
- I laughed for hours over that one.

A byte comes home from work, his wife asks him how he is, he replies "a bit off". ROFL!!!

But you know what I really hate? I hate it when you score the job of belay slave for the hottest desirable sex object at Nowra, and you're down the backend of Thompsons Point with no-one around, desirable sex object refuses to wear a helmet, falls and gets knocked out, you lower them to the ground, and you don't know whether to ring the ambulance or invite all your mates over, I hate that yeah...

(yeah, sorry Rodney, but I just got my old vinyl out of storage the other day and fired a few of those big round black things up).