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12-Oct-2011 10:51:07 PM
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On 12/10/2011 useful wrote:
>You guys are so naïve - the win win solution is so simple.
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>Just clip it get on with the climb and don't say anything to your second
>about booty.
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>They'll assume its yours and waste their life and knuckle skin getting
>it out for you.
Sometimes you are useful!
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13-Oct-2011 9:35:31 PM
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Apologies, it was purely unintentional.
Also I can't believe I said naïve when I meant moron.
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13-Oct-2011 10:17:12 PM
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On 12/10/2011 useful wrote:
>You guys are so naïve - the win win solution is so simple.
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>Just clip it get on with the climb and don't say anything to your second
>about booty.
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>They'll assume its yours and waste their life and knuckle skin getting
>it out for you.
I prefer to say something to my seconds along the lines of, 'I've jammed this one in a bit, but it should come out fine', or 'This is my favourite piece so don't leave it behind'.
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14-Oct-2011 12:32:44 AM
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On 13/10/2011 simey wrote:
>On 12/10/2011 useful wrote:
>>You guys are so naïve - the win win solution is so simple.
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>>Just clip it get on with the climb and don't say anything to your second
>>about booty.
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>>They'll assume its yours and waste their life and knuckle skin getting
>>it out for you.
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>I prefer to say something to my seconds along the lines of, 'I've jammed
>this one in a bit, but it should come out fine', or 'This is my favourite
>piece so don't leave it behind'.
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That's master class stuff. The @#$%^@%$%@%$ 's round here still aren't off trainers
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14-Oct-2011 8:53:08 AM
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Back to serious multiple-wife action. This morning's Age is reporting that Malaysia has a new book of sex advice for Muslim women including sage advice on how a husband can enjoy all 4 of his wives simultaneously. Should be a best-seller in southern Utah.
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14-Oct-2011 2:20:33 PM
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On 14/10/2011 kieranl wrote:
>Back to serious multiple-wife action. This morning's Age is reporting that
> Malaysia has a new book of sex advice for Muslim women including sage
>advice on how a husband can enjoy all 4 of his wives simultaneously. Should
>be a best-seller in southern Utah.
There are enough polygamists in the 4 corners area to support more than one 'how to' manual. Anyone want to co-author one with me? I'll be the Utah subject matter expert, you can be the sexual maestro...
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14-Oct-2011 2:26:46 PM
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On 14/10/2011 Miguel75 wrote:
>you can be the sexual maestro...
~> As long as he doesn't have a heart attack, because then 'useful' might unfortunately have to change his post to refer to same as being a cool grey dude, instead of the other way around!
Heh, heh, heh.
Regarding the sandbagging by clipping booty enroute.
~> This would only work on non-gearfreak types, as gearfreaks know exactly what is on their own and their climbing partners rack!
;-)
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14-Oct-2011 2:55:06 PM
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On 14/10/2011 Miguel75 wrote:
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>There are enough polygamists in the 4 corners area to support more than
>one 'how to' manual. Anyone want to co-author one with me? I'll be the
>Utah subject matter expert, you can be the sexual maestro...
No, that would cut the target audience by about 75% - economic suicide. The Malaysian book is by women for women. By simple maths, targetting the book at women in a polygamist society increases the potential market by up to 400%. You'll have to get your wife to write one. Suggest that she needs a few co-wives in order to do adequate research. If you survive that moment you could be on the gravy train.
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14-Oct-2011 4:18:25 PM
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On 14/10/2011 kieranl wrote:
>Suggest that she needs a few co-wives in order to do adequate research. If you survive that >moment you could be on the gravy train.
Great point on market economics though not sure about the gravy train. I'm barely able to function with one (amazing) wife and two kids. Throw in a few more wives and 26 kids and I'd melt into a larger puddle of inadequacy and ineptitude. And I reckon I could say bye bye to any climbing time, ever!
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14-Oct-2011 4:56:37 PM
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Climbing wives, cleaniog wives, breeding wives. It all comes down to delegation like in 120 days
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14-Oct-2011 5:00:19 PM
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Personally, I think polygamy is the way to go. Imagine having four (or more?) belayers each fighting for the honour to spend hours sitting at the base of your latest project. Then when you get home from a hard day of being belayed, dinner is hot on the table!
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14-Oct-2011 8:32:55 PM
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On 14/10/2011 kieranl wrote:
>On 14/10/2011 Miguel75 wrote:
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>>There are enough polygamists in the 4 corners area to support more than
>>one 'how to' manual. Anyone want to co-author one with me? I'll be the
>>Utah subject matter expert, you can be the sexual maestro...
>No, that would cut the target audience by about 75% - economic suicide.
>The Malaysian book is by women for women. By simple maths, targetting the
>book at women in a polygamist society increases the potential market by
>up to 400%. You'll have to get your wife to write one. Suggest that she
>needs a few co-wives in order to do adequate research. If you survive that
>moment you could be on the gravy train.
Not sure I understand your math....as surely the wifeys would just share their copy.
Given sex in the population is give or take 50/50 (not 4:1 as you suggest) I reckon the best business plan is to sell fantasy to the 3 out of every four poor buggers that don't have four wives....dammit internet porn has got that one covered.
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