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Help!!! - Someone bolted my trad project!!!! |
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14-Dec-2016 4:41:41 PM
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I find myself in a moral and ethical knot that I cannot untangle so I need the collective chocky intellect to assist.
Recently I posted a bike thingy giveaway. Yesterday shortman said he'd take it and when I saw his message I texted him to arrange pick up.
However I just realised that unbeknownst to me a second party had PM'd me on the 11th a full two days before shorty asked for it.
Who should I give the bike thingy to? I promise to act on whatever option chockstone dictates at Friday stroke of midnight.
Arguments for shorty: I've already said ok.
Argument against shorty: obsessive liar as evidenced by his misleading username.
Argument for other user: was actually in first.
Argument against other user: does not know where I live whereas shorty does.
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14-Dec-2016 5:09:45 PM
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Play them off each other. Trump would.
If there is a strange knock on the door, calmly say "daves not here".
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14-Dec-2016 5:19:22 PM
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Give it to me.
Problem solved.
Your Welcome.
pi
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14-Dec-2016 6:09:32 PM
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Give it to both of them and watch them fight over it.
Ensure you record it and post a link to it.
Run a book on who wins.
Anyway, you found it on the footpath during hard rubbish collection day, so who cares
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14-Dec-2016 7:02:20 PM
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I care bro Ed.
I also reckon stu is simply going to keep the bike thingy, as everyone knows he is just a big teaser, and it appears he's caught you lot yet again.
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14-Dec-2016 8:41:41 PM
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Hi stugang.
Give it to shorty.
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14-Dec-2016 9:40:18 PM
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1 Kings 3:25.
Divide the bike in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other.
Solomon out.
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14-Dec-2016 10:36:30 PM
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Buy a new one and give them both away.
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15-Dec-2016 10:47:35 AM
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Do what Macca says but only if he can justifying it with an argument using Shai Halud and carrot bolts.
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15-Dec-2016 6:14:10 PM
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Can someone word Macca up that I'm gunna need him.
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16-Dec-2016 7:46:33 AM
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Someone bolted my trad project!
(That usually gets him interested doesn't it?)
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