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17-Aug-2007 10:52:11 AM
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bluey bluey bluey !!!
she is my little friend !!!!
yeah yaeh yeah
blueys coming to the tote
an Kieran riding to the cape
on his favorite grampian-goat
an Damey will be there
playing his violin around the campfire !!!!!:D
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!
an mousey riding thru the scrub on his tobboggin
towing my 70 metre kermantle rope
4 the free ascent of the tote !!!
yeah,whoosh,ugh, glug, pfffffff ,,yeah yeah yeah YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!#!
bluey BLUEY BLUEY !!!
she'll be making us pajama sanwitches 4 breakfast !
an mango stew 4 teeeeeeee !!!!
yeah yeah yeah !!!!
*drums n bass* BOOF BAR BOOF BAR !!!!!!!!!!!
an Simey sneeked in tooooooo,
cos he aint been to the summit yet
but he likes to sleep in
but bluey's sweeping the camp an
all the noises is wakng up little sleepy simey
yeah yeah yeah !!!!
an the swell is running BIG !!!!!
an mousey takes off on the A-frame peak!!!!
an shoots between the ' Stick an the Tote...
on his tobboggin goat-boat !!
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!!!!
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17-Aug-2007 5:25:22 PM
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i am incredibly offended that you would associate me with a goat boat Derek- I am offended, and I am hurt, and I am wondering whether I could have a profuse written apology clarifying that I am in no way, shape or form involved in any goatboaterdom?!
The closest i've come to riding one is when (in my younger days) i used to run the bastards over when they dropped in on me!!
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18-Aug-2007 4:50:11 PM
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THE MOUSE IS LYING , EVERYONE !!!!!!!
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22-Aug-2007 6:02:47 PM
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An Diablos comin to the Tote , too
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!!
And Itchy Sabu too
WOOO HOOO HOOOOOOO !!!!!
Cos mousey piked out ,
his kodak-brownie can't hack the pace !!!!
Gunna get ma face
in Rock 'n' Ice
with bluey cookin the pancakes nice !!!! :D
yeah yeah yeah !!!
An diablo plugs in his train-set
which is powered by the waves hitting the ' Pole
and the engine goes over the level crossing
TOOT TOOT !!!!
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TOOT TOOOOOOOOT !!!!!
An Ten'o leans into the 24/25 crux, again,
cos Bomba sez theres so many !!!
yeah yeah yeah !!!
An mouse shoots arrows thru the scrub
cos he bin kicked out of the club :(
An Ten'o cops one in the rz !!!
Blood pissin all over Diablo !!!
Cos his turn to belay !!!!
Yeah Yeah YEAH !!!!
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22-Aug-2007 6:28:46 PM
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WTF ??? you gotta get onto Cragx with that sorta stuff !!!!!
In the section of the forum called P##FTERS POETY !!!!
Ralph
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22-Aug-2007 6:42:53 PM
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An little Jimmy blu the snot into his hanky !
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!
cos his chalk bag got all wet,
when he tried to do the sit start
shark came along
Jimmy shit n fart !!!!! :D
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!!
An someones on Neilios bolted arete
opposite the Tote ...
OH LOOK !!!! :O
they ripping out all the bolts
cos its really only grade 12
yeah yeah yeah
an Diablo stokes up the camp fire !!!!
with rubber tyres that Itchy Sabu brought along ,
these were left overs
from when he did some ' necklacing ' in SAFRICA !!!
yeah yeah yeah
An the thick , black smoke is blotting out the Tote !!!!
An Ten'o peers thru the acrid mist
waving his fist at the recalcitrant mouse !!!!
... in his goatboat :D
yeah yeah YEAH
An the seaweed has hidden the next bolt
cos swell been BIG !!!
an gotta put prussic loop onto kelp
HEEEELLLLPPPPPP !!!!!!!!
YEAH YEAH YEAH
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22-Aug-2007 6:45:56 PM
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Aw F#CK !!!
Time to go an have a long bath and think about those early summer mornings at the Freezer ... Josh !!! Y do U bother with these Vicco Siccos ???
Ralph
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22-Aug-2007 8:06:51 PM
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An Grumpy Kieran thinks he's out of view
but high on the tote
I spy him wiping botty with Diablo's favorite rope !!! :O
cos he had asparagus the night before ,
HE IS LUCKY !!!!! :D
yeah yeah yeah
" U mysoginst rsole Ten'o !!! "
he yells up at me ...
cos hes rated 21 in the bad books on Chockstone,
an he blames me ?????
yeah yeah yeah
But now the sea urchins are climbing up to the big belay ledge,
for their teeeeeee ---- of toasted crumpets
and silver side !!!
an mouse got the shits
cos his brake fluid wouldn't
work in his stove !
yeah yeah yeah
An I climb by head torch now , an Diablo ...
DIABLO !!!!
I can't see him far below,
in the twilight glo ...
YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!
YEAH ...
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