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General Climbing Discussion

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To people that call themselves climbers 3-Feb-2006 At 5:53:04 PM chalkischeap
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Dear God,

Thanks for letting us climb on your hallowed rock and thanks also for creating some really good stuff around the world – who does your designs? Thailand alone must have taken ages.

Sorry about the metal bits, we’re trying hard to minimise them and tidy up previous misdemeanours. When we have better technology, we’ll get rid of all of the bolts in a clean climbing Jihad (you do look after the Muslim world as well?). Can you help us with anti gravity technology and blank rock suction devices? Come on, give us a clue.

It’s all about climbing the rock, you should give it a try. I would be happy to give you a guided tour of Taipan, that should bring you onside. Come on man, it was made to be climbed. Some of your rock has no cracks and is too hard to solo, even by a being of your abilities. It’s not fair to tempt us with such great moves and then deny us a few little bolts. We are human, we are weak and we need to climb. I’m sure that once you have popped a few dynos and stuck a few slopers, you will understand.

PS I am not American (…..thought that you would know that …..hmmmm)

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